Accurately astonished
If only we had any idea what’s going on. If only we had any idea what’s going on, we would be astonished one hundred percent of the time. If only we had any idea what’s going on, we would look a lot like CAT.
Sensible stories
Cats don’t need to come to their senses, because they never left. We, on the other hand, keep wandering off.
Installing a peacemaker
A heart can break and break and break, but still live off a hidden wholeness. For this to happen, you must install a peacemaker.
Tom dreams
Have you ever watched a cat turn acrobat in his sleep? Unaware, for once, of his own powers, he arcs like elbow macaroni. He spreads his arms as though he’s trying to hug the horizon. He joins synchronized swimmers from some celestial deep end. His whiskers laugh at their own jokes. His eyelids tell you […]
Decision 2024
We will not be covering the US Presidential Election on this blog. This is a selfish decision on my part, I know. But my hobbies include avoiding panic attacks and not getting fired, so here we are. Also, the cats’ preferred candidate already dropped out, by whom of course I mean Hulk Hogan. We will, […]
Holey shoes
There is always a brief frisson when you step into a new shoe. The foam awaits your footprint. You will be this sole’s first mate. There are no pebbles in the treads. But let’s be honest with each other, as honest as a cat. There is no match for a holey old friend.
Better nutty than not
Permit me to blow your mind: when Tabby’s Place began, there was no squeeze-chicken. No squeeze-tuna. Not even one gelatinous drop of aqueous turkey.
How the cookie does not crumble
There are orange collared cats, and then there are orange frosted cats. There are final warnings, and then there are new beginnings.