It’s all about Philippa
Recently, People magazine ran the cover headline, It’s all about Pippa! A certain cat had three choice words in response to this: “About. Flippin’. Time.”
We can’t Blaine him
I’ve always liked the expression “he swears like a longshoreman.” My liking hasn’t been tempered by the fact that I rarely swear and have never met any longshoremen. Or at least, I didn’t until Burdock came along.
To pilfer the crown Julie
The Royal Wedding: a big deal. The hats worn at the Royal Wedding: an even bigger deal. But true royalty? For that, you’ll have to come to the great metropolis of Ringoes, NJ.
The purring prophet
Not every cat has an epic oratorio bearing his name. Then again, not every cat is Elijah.
Shaking up the (anti)social network
Laurel and Hardy used to lament getting into “another fine mess.” The great wordsmith of our time, Ke$ha, sings of being a “filthy hot mess.” And, this week, one of the awesomest AwesomeAdopters since Mrs. TwinkieCupcake has made a major mess of the social network in Suite A.