The anti-gmork
If you have even the faintest idea what a “gmork” is, you just earned 100,000,000,000,000 bonus brownie points. And if you have even the faintest idea what a “gmork” is, you know that no cat, anywhere, has anything in common with one.
Simple gifts
The Shakers tell me it’s a gift to be simple. If we connect the dots, then, we can see that it must be a gift to be Mervyn.